We're in the red.

"Exit only!" 
"If that was the case I wouldn't be able to come to work because I wouldn't be able to sit down." 
"This conversation has gone awry."

I love lamp

"What if it was a big lamp statue of him?"
"Well, at least we would know where to turn it on."

I beg your pardon.

"Without lamps there would be no light."
"Did you just Breakfast Club me?"

O.o

"I might look at them occasionally and go, 'Why don't you go down and smell me?'"

Dah da nah nah...

"It's like playing Tetris, but the game suddenly starts making up its own pieces."

I disbelieve

"Everyone is such a disappointment.  Except for you all."

Excessive

"You should dock his pay for that - 'excessive defecation'."

Great!

"I'm not saying 'great' like, 'Why did you make them all die?'"

If you squint and tilt you head...

"Your aura is big-bird yellow."  
"Wait, that's all it says about my aura? She got a whole paragraph and I just got, like, two sentences?"  
"I think that means your aura is special.  Like, yellow short bus special."

Bean juice

"We have beans under 100% juices?"

Little boxes

"You don't like my dented box?" 

"I would use that box until it couldn't be used any more."

Natural Pheromones

"It smells really good in here."  
"It's me, it's my natural pheromones."  
"Really? It smells like peppers."

Gourds

"I brought in this food from the Amazon, and it stay preserved in this gourd I wear on my head."