Apparently, today is all about mermaids

"I don't believe I am a mermaid, I just think if I keep saying it one day I'll become one."

"Maybe they can rebuild you into a mermaid."

"How would you get paid?"
"Probably in sand dollars."

Peanutbutter jelly time!

"Once you’ve learned how to spread jelly you will no longer be an intern."

*sniffsniff*

"Ugh...it smells like the past."